Daddy was working late tonight so it was a good time for us to draw him a picture as part of the girls' Father Day gift. I gave them each a crayon and paper while I started dinner, and when I looked over a few minutes later, Olivia's crayon was half the original size.
Me: "Livi, what happened to your crayon? Did you put it in your mouth like mommy said not to?"
Livi: "No no no"
Me: "Oh, Olivia! Did you eat it??"
Livi [shaking head back and forth]: "No, mama!"
Hmmmm... given the evidence shown here, I had good reason for my accusation.
Notice the blue tongue.
"What? I didn't, I swear!"
"Okay, I give up! I ate it, and it was YUCKY!"